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    Posted: 13-January-2007 at 11:44pm

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes

but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?

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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without

brain. Please tell them your age!

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Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of

success. FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me.

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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?

Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.

Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta

hai.

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gayatha.

Banta: to fir bach gayaya mar gaya?

Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone

chhupa de.

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?

Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?

Sardar: liquid state.

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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught

fire?

Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

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Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this

oil?

Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.

Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.

Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"

Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Two Sardars were walking together.

1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya, meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.

2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.

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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.

Khake dekho pata chal jayega.

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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.

DR: take this tablet you will be ok.

Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

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nice joke suvendu
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thanks tapu...
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